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Seinfeld said you're not a cat
Bathing top down's where it's at
Wash hair and face, scrub the pits
Don't forget the naughty bits
Grab some breakfast, cup of Joe
Kiss my wife before I go
Measure life with coffee spoons
But I play some classic tunes
Out the garage, pass the bay
Moo at cows along the way
Speed to make the early meet
Grind to boost the balance sheet
Strive to not grow obsolete
Thursday: lather, rinse, repeat
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