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October 5, 2006


Best enemies
by HANK SIMS
You may think it
out of character,but we praise our brethren at rival media outlets
sparingly, and in only cases of genuine merit. Develop a reputation
as a glad-hander, a back-slapper or a scarlet-faced guffawer,
and your colleagues in the trade will rightly shun you. They
will think you a dolt, and they'll probably be correct. But when
a piece comes along that absolutely astounds -- think of the
McKinleyville Press story, a few months back, on
the sisters that gave birth simultaneously in adjacent hospital
rooms -- there's nothing for it but to send along an e-mail thanking
the author for making us stop and marvel, for dissolving the
confines of the cruel quotidian. We are readers, first and foremost,
and also autonomous citizens of a democracy.
As it happens, we had occasion to send two notes
of applause across the bay last week -- one to Heather Muller
of the Eureka Reporter and one to Kimberly Wear
of the Times-Standard, who we hope shared it with her
deskmate Chris Durant. In these cases, the awe was not
inspired by the subject matter of the stories -- each of them
"hard news" pieces -- but from the reporters' immense
enterprise in ferreting out some obscure data and presenting
it well, in service of the county. Their stories centered on
political donations to District Attorney Paul Gallegos,
and how they affected or didn't affect a criminal case prosecuted
by his office.
On Tuesday, the Reporter published the outcome
of several criminal cases, including nine felony counts, against
Derek Bowman, son of Leonard and Ellie Bowman of Loleta. The
younger Bowman had been charged with check fraud, burglary, domestic
battery, drug possession and unlawful intercourse with a 14-year-old
girl, among other things. All of the charges were either dropped,
or Bowman plead guilty to them in exchange for a suspended sentence.
Then he was given 180 days in prison for violation of probation.
The Reporter wondered whether the seemingly lenient sentence
might have anything to do with the fact that the Bear River Band
of the Rohnerville Rancheria, which Leonard Bowman chairs, had
donated $10,000 to Gallegos' last political campaign, or the
fact that Ellie Bowman had protested outside the courthouse against
the candidacy of Deputy DA Worth Dikeman, who had challenged
Gallegos. (Earlier, Dikeman had successfully prosecuted another
Bowman son for murder.) Gallegos did not respond to the paper's
questions about the case, despite apparently having been given
ample opportunity to do so.
The next day, the Times-Standard came out
with a story in response. In it, Deputy DA Max Cardoza,
who had tried the Bowman case and a 25-year veteran of the office,
strongly denied that political considerations had played any
role in the case's outcome. It quoted from an internal memo written
by Gallegos that requested that both he and Dikeman be "screened"
from the case. (Strangely, the memo was written after the case
had already been settled).
The appearance of the Times-Standard story
set off a great hue and cry, with letters from Gallegos' campaign
manager, Alison Sterling Nichols, demanding that the Reporter
retract its "factually incorrect" story. She didn't
point out any actual incorrect facts, because there weren't any.
There were holes in the story, but they should be lain squarely
at the feat of Gallegos, who chose to respond to the paper's
many questions with a non-responsive, fatuous one-liner. ("This
office operates without fear or favor.") The Reporter
ran the story it had, and if we lived in a real city rather than
a small town, few people would have had any serious objection.
But Sterling Nichols and others chose to use the occasion to
demonstrate, once again, that they simply have a hard time wrapping
their heads around the fact that Gallegos is part of the government.
You want the media to ask hard questions of the government, right?
If this turns out to be a growing trend, this business
of public officials turning up their nose at one or another of
the daily papers, we're going to need both of them to report
any story. If you haven't already sold your soul to one of the
various political factions in town, you might want to step back
a bit and take the long view. Though it looks like competition
on the surface, and while their publishers no doubt wouldn't
mind stealing a great big helping of advertising cash off each
others' plates, the two newspapers function in cooperation, not
competition. They're both getting to the bottom of things, together.
Good cop, bad cop. Thesis, antithesis, synthesis.

Hey, you're a confirmed paranoid, right? You're
certain that The Man is messing with your head, aren't you? If
you're reading this in Humboldt County, chances are you fit one
or both of these descriptions. So try this out for size -- a
candidate in the upcoming election has planted an operative inside
the Humboldt County Elections Office. It has possibilities,
doesn't it? You can work with it, can't you?
We're sure you can. So, check it: Kelly Sanders
is an administrative analyst who has worked with the office for
about a year, according to Elections chief Lindsey McWilliams.
She's the former director of the Redwood Coast Dixieland Jazz
Festival. She also happens to be the sister of Bonnie Neely,
the 4th District supervisor who is currently seeking reelection.
It's not like she just answers phones, either.
(Though if she did answer a phone, what would she say?)
In fact, this time around she's going to be in charge of the
county's super-scary new voting booths aimed at helping
disabled citizens cast their ballot. What's so scary about that,
you ask? Not the technology itself -- though it is freaking
terrifying -- but the fact that the county's existing electronic
vote-counting apparatuses can't process its votes. That means
that elections staffers will have to hand-copy every vote cast
at the disabled-access machines to one of the county's AccuVote
ballots. This leaves the inescapable conclusion that Sanders,
and possibly other of her colleagues, have the means, the
will and the secret Illuminati brainwash training to throw the
election!
Please, please, please take a deep breath, Lindsey
McWilliams begs. In fact, the re-voting system will have checks,
counter-checks and built-in redundancies that will make any vote-rigging
virtually impossible. There'll be two sets of eyes on it at all
times, and there'll be a paper trail of the original votes cast
at the disabled-access machines (which aren't manufactured by
Diebold, if that's what you're worried about).
That's leaving aside the fact that Sanders is a
human being, one who probably has at least as much honor as you
or me. "Rumors to the contrary, Kelly Sanders is not an
android and has no moving electronic parts that I know of,"
the ever-quotable McWilliams confirmed. (Likely story!)
And she's sensible, too -- so sensible that she declined to speak
with us when we asked.
In fact, we don't expect any great outburst of
elections freak-out over this one. Because why? Because the demographics
are such that most of the elections critics around here are Neely
voters anyway. No harm, no foul. But just imagine what you'd
get if there were a Flemming or a Bass in the office.

We finally got a chance to talk with Dennis
Cunningham last week. Cunningham's a San Francisco attorney
who has developed a reputation as something of a superlawyer
in claims cases against government agencies, usually on the behalf
of activists and others. He's had a couple of Humboldt County-related
cases in the past, and they were both big ones: the Pepper
Spray lawsuit against two Humboldt County police agencies,
which resulted in a win for the activists whose eyeballs police
had swabbed with the noxious substance, and the similarly victorious
Judi Bari-Darryl Cherney civil rights lawsuit against
the Oakland Police Department and the Federal Bureau of Investigation.
The word we had was that Cunningham was considering filing a
wrongful death suit against the Eureka Police Department over
the Cheri Lyn Moore incident (see "Cause of Death,"
Sept. 21).
Is he going to sue? The answer appears to be maybe.
The six-month anniversary of the incident is next Saturday, and
that's the deadline to file a wrongful death claim. Cunningham
said that his partner, Gordon Kaupp, has been looking into the
case, but that as far as he knew, no one in his office has been
able to contact Moore's son -- the only relative with standing
to file a claim. Cunningham said that he was unaware that the
deadline was approaching so soon -- he thought that the shooting
had happened in July. "We'll have to make our move,"
he said.
If a suit is filed, it will further buttress local
doctor Ken Miller's second career -- third career? --
as a midwife of politically charged litigation. Miller was the
one who brought the now-dormant Headwaters lawsuit to
the office of District Attorney Paul Gallegos. Cunningham said
that Miller had been working with Kaupp on the potential Moore
lawsuit.
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